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The ADD Horror Fan; Fun With Australian Slang and Microbes

I don’t know if you’ve ever researched into Australian slang, but I have been, and it’s fucking ace! Ya fucking charlies and bogans, going to the boozer or the bottle shop cuz ya bored shitless.
Have fun figuring that one out!
(I apologize to everyone from Australia, I’m terrible at this.)
Oh yeah, fucking horror shit, I forgot. Well, saw El Monstro Del Mar, and ok there’s a fun throat slitting scene at the beginning. Now, I don’t do this on purpose, but when I see good kills on screen or read one in a book, well, I tend to laugh in a certain way. I wouldn’t say its an evil laugh per say, because I’m kind of iffy on the concept of evil at all, but it’s certainly kind of odd. So, throat gets slit, and I’m all, “Ha ha, ha ha ha!” Its like a triumphant laugh, if I could describe it as anything. Holy shit, did I really just waste this many sentences on explaining my kill laugh? Ha ha, fucking kill laugh, that’s tits. That’s American slang, though I’m still not a hundred percent on the meaning, ya ken it?
Hey they found a microbe that lives on arsenic! That’s pretty bitchin’ right?!
Fucking creepy man.
Well, in any case, I’m eating a tuna sandwich from Shaws, so that’s the scariest thing I can think of to end this with. Tune in next week when I…actually talk about horror stuff.

4 Responses to The ADD Horror Fan; Fun With Australian Slang and Microbes

  1. Close but not quite mate. More like: Yaz a bunch a fuckin’ westie cunts, goin’ to the bottlo cuz yazall bored shitless. Never heard “charlie” in my life and no one under 80 would talk about the “boozer” 😉

  2. Spooky Sean says:

    Good to know. I figured I was fucking it up somehow.

  3. Nice to know that!

  4. Spooky Sean says:

    I am perpetually bored shitless.

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