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American Horror Story…Watch it

Here’s a case that I’m not just a cynical asshole…I like American Horror Story, and it’s on TV, and other people seem to love it too!
It seems heavily Stephen King, and classic American horror film inspired. It has plenty of blood, and sex oozing off the screen. Every Wednesday at 10, you can bet I’m sitting my ass onto me couch, and tuning to FX. Despite the fact that their FX has the movies ad campaign makes me want to find the man responsible for the jingle, and rip his trachea out with my bare hands.
So watch it, I’m sure you’ll dig it, particularly if you gots the ADD. Seriously, this show is all over the place, which makes it so much fun to watch. And, I love that creepy long haired teenager kid.
Unlike The Walking Dead which…I’m sorry, I just stopped caring about the characters. I tried to watch the season 2 premiere, and was so bored. I don’t give a shit about zombies, and I sure as Hell don’t give a shit about anyone from that group of actors other than the old guy and that blonde lady. Both of them were in The Mist. Furthermore, I will go on to admit to the ultimate in horror fan sacrilege.
I read through at least 50 issues of The Walking Dead. I just didn’t really love it. I’ll say it was better than the show, but even still…I just don’t see why it has such a huge following.
I digress, go watch American Horror Story, and if you hate it, of course post comments about how wrong I am. Those seem to be the only comments I get from new followers anyway. So, have at. Tell me how wrong I am, and I’ll be sure to agree with you, after I… (deleted)


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